Week 8: Results, In Which I Use Too Many Swear Words

47 points.

That was Jon Stover's predicted total score for the Monday night game.  47.  Many asked him to come back to the pack, but he wouldn't.  His girlfriend threatened and then left him.  He was ridiculed for it. His best friend called him nuts.  I called him crazy, told him it would never happen.  I wasn't alone. The New York Times called him a charlatan and the New York Post called for his ouster in a rather nasty editorial entitled "Kill That Horsef*cker!" (really, why was that necessary?).  Even his own mom called him a "very gay homosexual".  But Jon stuck to his guns.  And dadgummit if he wasn't right in the end.  

In the end Jon Stover crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side. Jon Stover... headed for the Pacifi... wait what? That line has been used? Shit!

To the Pool(poop!)!

This week, with Indianapolis' win, we had three peeps finish at 9-4. As you may have guessed from the above garbage, Jon Stover called the Monday Night Points exactly, so there wasn't much else anyone could do to stop him this week. As such, Jon Stover is this week's big wiener! For winning (wiening?) this week, Jon wins a free* trip out to Portland, OR to visit me! All he has to do is pay for plane tickets, food, and lodging! What a deal!

Here are the final standings for Week 8:

1. Jon Stover ... 9-4
1. Joey Bansen ... 9-4
1. Karl Vaillancourt ... 9-4
4. Sandy Kory ... 8-5
4. Matthew Mariam ... 8-5
4. John Weaver ... 8-5
4. Matthew Kory ... 8-5
4. Dave Labowitz ... 8-5
9. Robin Wood ... 7-6
9. Alex Mena ... 7-6
9. Josh Money ... 7-6
9. Zack Klein ... 7-6
9. Gedeon Mariam ... 7-6
9. Alex Mena ... 7-6
14. George Smith ... 5-8
14. Bill Denton ... 5-8


Last week's overall leader, John Weaver, has widened his lead over the rest of us lackeys. He's pulling away, dammit! Someone catch him! John is two games up on Zack and Josh who, just like last week, are tied for second. Alex has company in fourth now with Matthew Mariam, and after that we're all likely f'd. Happy Halloween f'ers!!


1. John Weaver ... 74-43
2. Zack Klein ... 72-45
2. Josh Money ... 72-45
4. Alex Mena ... 71-46
4. Matthew Mariam ... 71-46
6. Sandy Kory ... 70-47
7. Karl Vaillancourt ... 69-48
8. Dave Labowitz ... 68-49
9. Matthew Kory ... 67-50
9. Bill Denton ... 67-50
9. Jon Stover ... 67-50
12. Joey Bansen ... 65-52
12. George Smith ... 65-52
12. Gedeon Mariam ... 65-52
15. Robin Wood ... 64-53

I'll put up the schedule for Week 9 momentarily. Have a great week, everyone!
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