WEEK SIX: PICK UP STICKS, YOU FUCKING PENISHEAD!

This one's for Dave.

Week 6 is here, and not a moment too soon, I'd say. Especially if you're a Washington Redskins fan. In fact, I'm going to go ahead and wager that if you're a Redskins fan you're going to want week six to stay around like Groundhog Day. Especially so with Philly and NY on the road this week. Time to make up some ground, eh? Someone slip Vince Young a few horse tranqualizers.

[We're 1/3 of an inning into the ALCS and already the A's have more hits than Alex Rodriguez. In case you forgot, Alex had one more hit than Walt Disney did against the Tigers, thought ol' Walt didn't strike out as much.]

Send in those picks in the order they appear below if possible to matthew.kory@gmail.com. As always, I'll take 'em up until game time, which this week is 1pm EST on Sunday. Duh?

Here's the slate:

Buffalo at Detroit
Carolina at Baltimore
Cincinnati at Tampa Bay
Houston at Dallas
NY Colonial Coin Laundry Giants at Atlanta
Philadelphia at New Orleans
Seattle at St Louis
Tennessee at Washington
Kansas City at Pittsburgh
Miami at NY Jets
San Diego at San Francisco
Oakland at Denver
Chicago at Arizona (plus total points)

Good luck!