Week 2: Results!

Football is a funny game.  Sometimes its uplifting, like in Week 1 when the Redskins beat Dallas and I finished in second place in the pool.  Other times its a giant kick in the dick.  Like Week 2 when the opposite of those things happened.

Still, its early for those of you like me out there.  Those lost souls, those languishing in the depths of the proverbial second division, those sad sorry loser-bastards who's only job in life is to clean shit out of babies assholes.  Or, uh, something.

To the results!! 

This week could be titled Two Men And A Football Game.  Week 2 came down to two men, Alex Mena and John Weaver, and a football game. The San Francisco/New Orleans Monday Night game to be specific.  Both men entered with 11 wins, but only one would emerge with the necessary 12.   John, obviously high on Nyquil, tractor starter fuel, and some sort of fish paralyzer, chose San Francisco over the World Champs.  Either that or he though "N.O." stood for "NO!"  In any case, Weaver took SF, Mena took NO.

And New Orleans won.  Shocker.  Mena is this Week's Weekly Wiener (WWW)!  Congrats to Alex Mena!  Mr. Mena, you win this week's amazing prize of one pair of Jerry Jones' soiled Spiderman Under-roos brand underware!  The very pair he wore for the Week 1 loss to Washington!  Yes, he actually hershey squirted in them!  And no, the smell hasn't dissipated!  Frame them!  Mount them! Or have them bronzed!  Or mount them!

Or just accept the WSP of seventy bucks.  Sheesh. 

Here are the final standings for Week 2:

1. Alex Mena ... 12-4
2. John Weaver ... 11-5
2. Gedeon Mariam ... 11-5
2. George Smith ... 11-5
2. Zack Klein ... 11-5
6. Bill Denton ... 10-6
6. Matthew Mariam ... 10-6
6. Dave Labowitz ... 10-6
9. Josh Money ... 9-7
9. Jon Stover ... 9-7
9. Joey Bansen ... 9-7
12. Sandy Kory ... 8-8
12. Karl Vaillancourt ... 8-8
12. Matthew Kory ... 8-8
15. Robin Wood ... 7-9

Say, here's something interesting, if you add the final standings from Week 1 and the final standings from Week 2, you get the Current Overall Standings (COS)!!!

1. Alex Mena ... 24-8
2. Zack Klein ... 23-9
3. George Smith ... 21-11
3. John Weaver ... 21-11
5. Dave Labowitz ... 20-12
5. Sandy Kory ... 20-12
5. Joey Bansen ... 20-12
8. Matthew Kory ... 19-13
8. Bill Denton ... 19-13
8. Gedeon Mariam ... 19-13
8. Jon Stover ... 19-13
12. Robin Wood ... 18-14
12. Josh Money ... 18-14
14. Matthew Mariam ... 18-14
15. Karl Vaillancourt ... 17-15

The schedule (or as the brits say, shhhhhed-u-el) for Week 3 will be up soon.  Congrats again to Alex Mena, and have a great week.
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