Good evening, folks. Its been a long but exciting weekend here at MFSAFP(p!)!HQ. Just got back from the Columbia Gorge where everything is pretty, even in the rain. Fortunately, we made it through the whole weekend without the wet stuff and even hit up the Hood River Hopsfest where, true story, we drank beer till our heads hurt.
While I was running about the gorge, large sweaty mens in tight pants were hurling themselves at each other while other sweaty mens were throwing balls all about. It must have been a sight to see. Sadly, I missed it all, but through the magic of the internets I know exactly what happened.
Thirteen/fourteenths of Week 4 have been completed and we know this much: we have
So does Zack Klein. I am unaware of Mr. Klein's whereabouts, but I know this: the man can count, which is more than can be said of yours truly.
If Miami wins on Monday then Zack, Jon and Karl will be tied with ten wins and we'll have ourselves a good old fashioned Monday Night Points-off! (MNP-o!)! Zack picked 19, Karl went with 29 total points and Jon has 43. If Miami wins and the total score is 28 or under, Zack wins. If its between 29 and 42, Karl wins. If its 43 or over, Jon wins.
If New England wins tonight, and the final score is between zero and 42, Zack wins. If New England wins and the final score is 43 or over, Jon wins.
Tune in tomorrow for the exciting conclusion and a bunch of other hilarious crap, like the Current Overall Standings (COS). It'll be a dandy.
I'd also like to point out that Sandy was the only one to pick Buffalo to beat the Jets. They lost 38-14 so he doesn't deserve to win anyway.