Monday, September 14, 2009

Week 1: Update

[edited for actual correctness; 6:33pm EST]

Week 1 is almost in the books and several important things I suspected have been confirmed:

1) I have no idea how to pick football games. None. Zero. Zilch. Nothing to see here, please disperse.

2) The Redskins still suck. $100 million just doesn't buy what it used to, ya know?

In other less Matt-centric news, MTAFP(p!)! features a five way tie atop the Week 1 standings. That's right, a five-way! Huh huh huh... Yeah.

Since everyone selected both New England and San Diego to win tonight, the standings won't change, which means it comes down to...[drum roll]... Monday Night Points!

Remember, gang, when dealing with Monday Night Points, the winner is the one who comes closest without going over. Price Is Right rules, eh? (If everyone goes over then the winner is the one who is the closest overall.) Beauty.

Here's how it'll break down tonight. If the San Diego/Oakland game totals:

*Between 0-33 points, George Smith will win this week.

*Between 34-36 points, Zack Klein will win this week.

*37 or 38 points and Dave Labowitz will win.

*Between 39 and 47 points and Joey Bansen will win.

*And, anything 48 points or higher and Josh Money, who selected 48, will win.

I'll be back tomorrow with the final week one standings. Until then, best of luck to all you sucks.

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