Here is your Week 13 schedule. Don't forget to get at least your Thursday night pick to me by 8:20pm EST. The rest of your picks are due on Sunday at 1pm EST.
Thursday Night
Houston at Philadelphia
Sunday & Monday
New Orleans at Cincinnati
Cleveland at Miami
Jacksonville at Tennessee
Washington at New York "Cat Vagina" Giants
San Francisco at Green Bay
Chicago at Detroit
Denver at Kansas City
Buffalo at Minnesota
Oakland at San Diego
Atlanta at Tampa Bay
Carolina at Seattle
St. Louis at Arizona
Dallas at Indianapolis
Pittsburgh at Baltimore
New York Jets at New England (plus total points)
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Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Week 12: Results
In the words of Spaulding, double turds!!
The final score of the Monday night game was 27-6, for a point total of 33. One more field goal and Gedeon would have won, one less and I would have won (DAMMIT!!!!), but things worked out perfectly for Karl Vaillancourt, who is this week's big wiener!! Congratulations, Karl! You win this week's prize, Mike Shanahan's actual scalp, extracted courtesy of fellow pool(poop!) participant Mr. Alex Mena who surely lost his frigg'n mind, drove to DC and performed impromptu surgery on Mr. Shanahan in the back of a van parked in a 7-11 parking lot. So watch for a plastic bag containing part of an actual human head! Yay!
With that beautiful image in your mind's eye, here's the way Week 12 ended up:
1. Karl Vaillancourt ... 13-3
1. Gedeon Mariam ... 13-3
1. Dave Labowitz ... 13-3
1. Matthew Kory ... 13-3
5. Bill Denton ... 12-4
5. Robin Wood ... 12-4
7. George Smith ... 11-5
7. Jon Stover ... 11-5
9. Matthew Mariam ... 10-6
9. Sandy Kory ... 10-6
9. Alex Mena ... 10-6
12. Josh Money ... 9-7
12. Zack Klein ... 9-7
14. Joey Bansen ... 8-8
14. John Weaver ... 8-8
Overall, the field has narrowed. Last week 16 games separated first from last. This week its down to 11. If you were behind in the pool(poop!) its a safe bet you had a good week, and if you were at the front of the pool(poop!) you probably sucked some poop from a straw.
Last week we had the John Weaver is kicking all of our asses post, but this week Weaver's 8-8 showing has helped everyone pick up a few games. For example, I picked up 7 games on John in one week. Don't expect that to happen again. Dave picked up five games to vault himself into a second place tie* with Sandy, who picked up two games on John himself. Zack, despite a lousy week himself, picked up a game on John as well, moving to within three. Unfortunately for him he was leap-frogged by Dave and Sandy. Karl's strong week moved him to five games back.
*NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
All that said, John is still in first by two games, so its not like he's doing that badly.
I've included a new column after your record. The number of games out of first place is in parentheses after your overall record. At long last, here are your Current Overall Standings (COS) through Week 12:
1. John Weaver ... 112-58 ... (-)
2. Sandy Kory ... 110-60 ... (-2)
2. Dave Labowitz ... 110-60 ... (-2)
4. Zack Klein ... 109-61 ... (-3)
5. Karl Vaillancourt ... 107-63 ... (-5)
5. Jon Stover ... 107-63 ... (-5)
5. Josh Money ... 107-63 ... (-5)
5. Alex Mena ... 107-63 ... (-5)
9. George Smith ... 105-65 ... (-7)
9. Bill Denton ... 105-65 ... (-7)
9. Matthew Kory ... 105-65 ... (-7)
12. Robin Wood ... 104-66 ... (-8)
12. Matthew Mariam ... 104-66 ... (-8)
14. Joey Bansen ... 103-67 ... (-9)
15. Gedeon Mariam ... 101-69 ... (-11)
Congrats again to Karl. I'll have the schedule for Week 13 up soon. Remember, Week 13 begins this Thursday, so don't forget to get that game to me by game time. The rest are due at the start of the games on Sunday.
Hope you all have a great week.
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The final score of the Monday night game was 27-6, for a point total of 33. One more field goal and Gedeon would have won, one less and I would have won (DAMMIT!!!!), but things worked out perfectly for Karl Vaillancourt, who is this week's big wiener!! Congratulations, Karl! You win this week's prize, Mike Shanahan's actual scalp, extracted courtesy of fellow pool(poop!) participant Mr. Alex Mena who surely lost his frigg'n mind, drove to DC and performed impromptu surgery on Mr. Shanahan in the back of a van parked in a 7-11 parking lot. So watch for a plastic bag containing part of an actual human head! Yay!
With that beautiful image in your mind's eye, here's the way Week 12 ended up:
1. Karl Vaillancourt ... 13-3
1. Gedeon Mariam ... 13-3
1. Dave Labowitz ... 13-3
1. Matthew Kory ... 13-3
5. Bill Denton ... 12-4
5. Robin Wood ... 12-4
7. George Smith ... 11-5
7. Jon Stover ... 11-5
9. Matthew Mariam ... 10-6
9. Sandy Kory ... 10-6
9. Alex Mena ... 10-6
12. Josh Money ... 9-7
12. Zack Klein ... 9-7
14. Joey Bansen ... 8-8
14. John Weaver ... 8-8
Overall, the field has narrowed. Last week 16 games separated first from last. This week its down to 11. If you were behind in the pool(poop!) its a safe bet you had a good week, and if you were at the front of the pool(poop!) you probably sucked some poop from a straw.
Last week we had the John Weaver is kicking all of our asses post, but this week Weaver's 8-8 showing has helped everyone pick up a few games. For example, I picked up 7 games on John in one week. Don't expect that to happen again. Dave picked up five games to vault himself into a second place tie* with Sandy, who picked up two games on John himself. Zack, despite a lousy week himself, picked up a game on John as well, moving to within three. Unfortunately for him he was leap-frogged by Dave and Sandy. Karl's strong week moved him to five games back.
*NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
All that said, John is still in first by two games, so its not like he's doing that badly.
I've included a new column after your record. The number of games out of first place is in parentheses after your overall record. At long last, here are your Current Overall Standings (COS) through Week 12:
1. John Weaver ... 112-58 ... (-)
2. Sandy Kory ... 110-60 ... (-2)
2. Dave Labowitz ... 110-60 ... (-2)
4. Zack Klein ... 109-61 ... (-3)
5. Karl Vaillancourt ... 107-63 ... (-5)
5. Jon Stover ... 107-63 ... (-5)
5. Josh Money ... 107-63 ... (-5)
5. Alex Mena ... 107-63 ... (-5)
9. George Smith ... 105-65 ... (-7)
9. Bill Denton ... 105-65 ... (-7)
9. Matthew Kory ... 105-65 ... (-7)
12. Robin Wood ... 104-66 ... (-8)
12. Matthew Mariam ... 104-66 ... (-8)
14. Joey Bansen ... 103-67 ... (-9)
15. Gedeon Mariam ... 101-69 ... (-11)
Congrats again to Karl. I'll have the schedule for Week 13 up soon. Remember, Week 13 begins this Thursday, so don't forget to get that game to me by game time. The rest are due at the start of the games on Sunday.
Hope you all have a great week.
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Monday, November 29, 2010
Week 12: Update
Sorry for the delayed Update. Here's the story of Week 12 so far.
Through the first 15 games, four people lead the way with 12-3 records. Those people are Karl "Meet me in the food" Vaillancourt (32), Dave "The Jewish Leprechaun" Lab-O'Witz (38), Gedeon "Little Hotel Bible" Mariam (35), and your humble Pool(poop) runner-person*. Yes, apparently a blind squirrel is right twice a day.**
*Huh?
**Huh?
As is often the case, every leader picked the same team to win on Monday night. All four of us picked San Francisco to beat Arizona. That leaves an opening for someone with 11 wins to sneak onto the top tier, should the Monday night game not go San Francisco's way. Bill Denton and Robin Wood are both 11-4, a game off the pace. Unfortunately for them (or fortunately, depending on how you look at it) both also picked San Francisco to win tonight. So no hot soup for them.
That means for the purposes of determining the weekly wiener the actual winner of the Monday night game is irrelevant. Its going to come down to Monday Night Points (MNP) either way. As you'll recall, we play Price Is Right style here in MFSAFP(p!)!. The person who is the closest to the actual points scored without going over is the big wiener.
Dave picked 38, Gedeon 35, Karl 32 and I chose 25. That means if the point total is...
...0 to 31, Matthew Kory (ME!!!) wins.
...32, 33 or 34, Karl Vaillancourt wins.
...35, 36, or 37 Gedeon Mariam wins.
...38 or more, Dave Labowitz wins.
Best of luck to everyone, but mostly to Jon Stover.
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Through the first 15 games, four people lead the way with 12-3 records. Those people are Karl "Meet me in the food" Vaillancourt (32), Dave "The Jewish Leprechaun" Lab-O'Witz (38), Gedeon "Little Hotel Bible" Mariam (35), and your humble Pool(poop) runner-person*. Yes, apparently a blind squirrel is right twice a day.**
*Huh?
**Huh?
As is often the case, every leader picked the same team to win on Monday night. All four of us picked San Francisco to beat Arizona. That leaves an opening for someone with 11 wins to sneak onto the top tier, should the Monday night game not go San Francisco's way. Bill Denton and Robin Wood are both 11-4, a game off the pace. Unfortunately for them (or fortunately, depending on how you look at it) both also picked San Francisco to win tonight. So no hot soup for them.
That means for the purposes of determining the weekly wiener the actual winner of the Monday night game is irrelevant. Its going to come down to Monday Night Points (MNP) either way. As you'll recall, we play Price Is Right style here in MFSAFP(p!)!. The person who is the closest to the actual points scored without going over is the big wiener.
Dave picked 38, Gedeon 35, Karl 32 and I chose 25. That means if the point total is...
...0 to 31, Matthew Kory (ME!!!) wins.
...32, 33 or 34, Karl Vaillancourt wins.
...35, 36, or 37 Gedeon Mariam wins.
...38 or more, Dave Labowitz wins.
Best of luck to everyone, but mostly to Jon Stover.
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Friday, November 26, 2010
Week 12: Pre-Update
If you're looking for the Week 12 schedule post scroll down or click here. As a reminder, I post my picks in the comments section of each schedule post. That way you can be sure I'm on the level. Or, alternately, you could just look at my place in the standings and conclude that I'm the world's worst cheater. In any case...
We're three games into Week 12 and only one of the games was expected to be remotely competitive. Fitting that, we had lots of consensus on the Thanksgiving day games. So rather than post everyone's record, we'll do it like this, narrative style.
Everyone in the pool picked the Jets to beat Cincinnati. So no matter who you are, give yourself a +1 for that game.
Everyone in the pool except one person took the Patriots over Detroit. Going against the grain didn't look like a bad idea through the first half, but then someone in the locker rooms reminded the players their role. After that, the game fell apart for the perpetually inept Lions. +1 for everyone except Matthew Mariam for that game. (A big -1 for me for not starting Deion Branch and his two TDs against Bill Denton in our fantasy football league.)
Just about everyone is 2-0 as we come to the most contested game of the day's schedule, New Orleans at Dallas. The Cowboys have played well since firing head coach Tubby McGoo and replacing him with Sheriff Slim Touchdown-Schultz. (Ah, the wonder of the hyphenated last name.) The Saints, as everyone knows, are the defending Super Bowl champs. Predictably most people picked New Orleans, but five brave souls did go out on a smallish limb and take the home team. The Cowboys made a late run, but ultimately those of us Redskins fans had a nice little Thanksgiving present. A +1 for you if your name isn't John Weaver, Jon Stover, Sandy Kory, Zack Klein, or Matthew Mariam.
That's where we stand three games into Week 12. Most people at 3-0, a few at 2-1, and then Matthew Mariam.
If you haven't already, don't forget to send in the rest of your picks. I hope you all had a great Thanksgiving and are enjoying the rest of your long weekend.
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We're three games into Week 12 and only one of the games was expected to be remotely competitive. Fitting that, we had lots of consensus on the Thanksgiving day games. So rather than post everyone's record, we'll do it like this, narrative style.
Everyone in the pool picked the Jets to beat Cincinnati. So no matter who you are, give yourself a +1 for that game.
Everyone in the pool except one person took the Patriots over Detroit. Going against the grain didn't look like a bad idea through the first half, but then someone in the locker rooms reminded the players their role. After that, the game fell apart for the perpetually inept Lions. +1 for everyone except Matthew Mariam for that game. (A big -1 for me for not starting Deion Branch and his two TDs against Bill Denton in our fantasy football league.)
Just about everyone is 2-0 as we come to the most contested game of the day's schedule, New Orleans at Dallas. The Cowboys have played well since firing head coach Tubby McGoo and replacing him with Sheriff Slim Touchdown-Schultz. (Ah, the wonder of the hyphenated last name.) The Saints, as everyone knows, are the defending Super Bowl champs. Predictably most people picked New Orleans, but five brave souls did go out on a smallish limb and take the home team. The Cowboys made a late run, but ultimately those of us Redskins fans had a nice little Thanksgiving present. A +1 for you if your name isn't John Weaver, Jon Stover, Sandy Kory, Zack Klein, or Matthew Mariam.
That's where we stand three games into Week 12. Most people at 3-0, a few at 2-1, and then Matthew Mariam.
If you haven't already, don't forget to send in the rest of your picks. I hope you all had a great Thanksgiving and are enjoying the rest of your long weekend.
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Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Week 12: Schedule
Here is your schedule for Week 12. Lots of Thursday night goodness* to be had. Just don't forget to send in your picks and have a great Thanksgiving.
*meaning: badness
Thursday Games:
New England at Detroit
New Orleans at Dallas
Cincinnati at New York Jets
Sunday & Monday Games:
Jacksonville at New York Giants
Minnesota at Washington
Green Bay at Atlanta
Carolina at Cleveland
Pittsburgh at Buffalo
Tennessee at Houston
Kansas City at Seattle
Miami at Oakland
Philadelphia at Chicago
Tampa Bay at Baltimore
St. Louis at Denver
San Diego at Indianapolis
San Francisco at Arizona (plus total points)
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*meaning: badness
Thursday Games:
New England at Detroit
New Orleans at Dallas
Cincinnati at New York Jets
Sunday & Monday Games:
Jacksonville at New York Giants
Minnesota at Washington
Green Bay at Atlanta
Carolina at Cleveland
Pittsburgh at Buffalo
Tennessee at Houston
Kansas City at Seattle
Miami at Oakland
Philadelphia at Chicago
Tampa Bay at Baltimore
St. Louis at Denver
San Diego at Indianapolis
San Francisco at Arizona (plus total points)
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Week 11: Results
Its midnight here in Portland (do you know where your cat is?) and I just got back from a night out on the town. Did you know they serve beer in bars here? Its crazy. Possibly needless to say I'm beat. But before I crash, I wanted to get this up on the interwebs for you. Yes, this just one of at least two examples of my selflessness that come to mind. The other involves passing a salt shaker.
That is all by way of saying sorry for the lack of pomp (poop!) and circumstance, but here is how it all went down in Week 11. You may recall from my wonderfully hilarious update - and seriously, everyone please stop emailing me telling me how funny I am - that if the Monday night game exceeded 41 points (i.e. totaled 42 or more) then Robin and Dave, who both guessed 42 would win. Well, smack my ass and call me "Assey the Ass Smacking Dinosaur*" but in the words of Will Ferrell, that just happened.
*copyright 2010, Matthew Kory all rights reserved
Denver's loss to San Diego totaled 49 points making Dave and Robin co-wieners. Co-ngratulations! See what I did there? Ha. I kill me. In keeping with this week's blatant ass theme, you guys both win the two assed mongoose featured in the first season of South Park. Congratulations. Dave gets first crack at the ass on the top. Another terrible pun! I must be stopped!
Here's how Week 11 ended up:
1. Robin Wood ... 13-3
1. Dave Labowitz ... 13-3
1. Alex Mena ... 13-3
1. Sandy Kory ... 13-3
5. Josh Money ... 12-4
5. Bill Denton ... 12-4
5. Jon Stover ... 12-4
5. John Weaver ... 12-4
9. George Smith ... 11-5
9. Zack Klein ... 11-5
9. Karl Vaillancourt ... 11-5
9. Matthew Kory ... 11-5
13. Joey Bansen ... 10-6
13. Matthew Mariam ... 10-6
13. Gedeon Mariam ... 10-6
Now comes the part where I show you how bad John Weaver is kicking the crap out of all of us. The moral of the story: if John Weaver tells you to pick the New York "Craptastic" Giants, you pick the New York "Craptastic" Giants. After John, Zack and Sandy are fighting for the sloppy seconds (sounds like Thanksgiving at a porno theatre). Things get increasingly more desperate from there until I get down to the bottom of the list, to my lifelong friend, Gedeon Mariam. Gedeon wrote the following to me in his weekly picks email:
I can't help but notice I am in last place in total standings. I think you will recall, however, that while I have not accurate predicted the SPECIFIC winner of each game, I have correctly prognosticated that in each game the team with the most points would win. I think, therefore, there should be an asterisk next to my position in the standings. Kind of like by Barry Bonds HR record, but in a good way.
Gedeon's words are true. He did, in fact, predict that the team with the most points would, in fact, win each game. In fact. So, Gedeon, in the spirit of our lifelong friendship, in recognition of your incredible powers of prognostication, and in sympathy because you live in Alabama, I have done as you asked.
Here is the Current Overall Standings (COS):
1. John Weaver ... 104-50
2. Zack Klein ... 100-54
2. Sandy Kory ... 100-54
4. Josh Money ... 98-56
5. Alex Mena ... 97-57
5. Dave Labowitz ... 97-57
7. Jon Stover ... 96-58
8. Joey Bansen ... 95-59
9. George Smith ... 94-60
9. Matthew Mariam ... 94-60
9. Karl Vaillancourt ... 94-60
12. Bill Denton ... 93-61
13. Matthew Kory ... 92-62
13. Robin Wood ... 92-62
15. * ... 88-66
The Week 12 schedule will be posted shortly. Have a great Thanksgiving, everyone. Unless you're from Canada, in which case, F You.
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That is all by way of saying sorry for the lack of pomp (poop!) and circumstance, but here is how it all went down in Week 11. You may recall from my wonderfully hilarious update - and seriously, everyone please stop emailing me telling me how funny I am - that if the Monday night game exceeded 41 points (i.e. totaled 42 or more) then Robin and Dave, who both guessed 42 would win. Well, smack my ass and call me "Assey the Ass Smacking Dinosaur*" but in the words of Will Ferrell, that just happened.
*copyright 2010, Matthew Kory all rights reserved
Denver's loss to San Diego totaled 49 points making Dave and Robin co-wieners. Co-ngratulations! See what I did there? Ha. I kill me. In keeping with this week's blatant ass theme, you guys both win the two assed mongoose featured in the first season of South Park. Congratulations. Dave gets first crack at the ass on the top. Another terrible pun! I must be stopped!
Here's how Week 11 ended up:
1. Robin Wood ... 13-3
1. Dave Labowitz ... 13-3
1. Alex Mena ... 13-3
1. Sandy Kory ... 13-3
5. Josh Money ... 12-4
5. Bill Denton ... 12-4
5. Jon Stover ... 12-4
5. John Weaver ... 12-4
9. George Smith ... 11-5
9. Zack Klein ... 11-5
9. Karl Vaillancourt ... 11-5
9. Matthew Kory ... 11-5
13. Joey Bansen ... 10-6
13. Matthew Mariam ... 10-6
13. Gedeon Mariam ... 10-6
Now comes the part where I show you how bad John Weaver is kicking the crap out of all of us. The moral of the story: if John Weaver tells you to pick the New York "Craptastic" Giants, you pick the New York "Craptastic" Giants. After John, Zack and Sandy are fighting for the sloppy seconds (sounds like Thanksgiving at a porno theatre). Things get increasingly more desperate from there until I get down to the bottom of the list, to my lifelong friend, Gedeon Mariam. Gedeon wrote the following to me in his weekly picks email:
I can't help but notice I am in last place in total standings. I think you will recall, however, that while I have not accurate predicted the SPECIFIC winner of each game, I have correctly prognosticated that in each game the team with the most points would win. I think, therefore, there should be an asterisk next to my position in the standings. Kind of like by Barry Bonds HR record, but in a good way.
Gedeon's words are true. He did, in fact, predict that the team with the most points would, in fact, win each game. In fact. So, Gedeon, in the spirit of our lifelong friendship, in recognition of your incredible powers of prognostication, and in sympathy because you live in Alabama, I have done as you asked.
Here is the Current Overall Standings (COS):
1. John Weaver ... 104-50
2. Zack Klein ... 100-54
2. Sandy Kory ... 100-54
4. Josh Money ... 98-56
5. Alex Mena ... 97-57
5. Dave Labowitz ... 97-57
7. Jon Stover ... 96-58
8. Joey Bansen ... 95-59
9. George Smith ... 94-60
9. Matthew Mariam ... 94-60
9. Karl Vaillancourt ... 94-60
12. Bill Denton ... 93-61
13. Matthew Kory ... 92-62
13. Robin Wood ... 92-62
15. * ... 88-66
The Week 12 schedule will be posted shortly. Have a great Thanksgiving, everyone. Unless you're from Canada, in which case, F You.
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Monday, November 22, 2010
Week 11: Update
What a good week. There weren't a ton of easy games, instead, there were lots of competitive games that could have gone either way. To the credit of the assembled cast of the Pool(poop!), we did a damn good job.
As for specifics, four people are 10-5 going into Monday night's game. Which isn't quite good enough, because four other people are 11-4 going into tonight's game, which is the top record in the league so far this week. Except it isn't, because four other different people are 12-3, which is actually really the best record in the league. Ha ha! Fooled you, Jon Stover!
As a matter of fact, unless your last name rhymes with "aquarium" you have 10 wins so far. Which is just impressive. So big old golf clap to everyone in the pool for an outstanding blah blah blah who cares you want to know who has 12 wins and more importantly, is it you.
First I should say, no, it isn't you. Unless your name is either Sandy Kory, Dave Labowitz, Robin Wood, or Alex Mena. Then it is you. Bill Denton and I picked the Giants, for which I have an excuse, but to my knowledge Bill hasn't recently had his head surgically implanted into his rectum.
But, since there are four people right behind the four listed above, things could get really crazy! Except no, because everyone in the entire pool(poop!) picked San Diego over Denver this Monday night. That, my friends, is called consensus. Its like Reagan's second Presidential election up in this piece. But, like Reagan's second term, it is possible for everyone everywhere to be 100% wrong.
So everyone who has 11 wins, so sorry, don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya!*
*I'm pretty sure Bill Denton's dad says this daily.
For all you with 12 wins so far, here's how the Monday Night Points break down:
Alex Mena: 40 points
Sandy Kory: 41 points
Dave Labowitz: 42 points
Robin Wood: 42 points
Because we play Price Is Right rules here at MFSAFP(p!)!, the winner is the one who gets the closest to the actual number without going over. This means, in essence, Sandy is totally fucked. Ha ha! Good luck winning, Sandy! Also, have fun with my parents on Thanksgiving! I'm sure going to miss Grandma loading up on wine and peppermint schnapps until she bazooka barfs on the cat. Again.
The breakdown goes thusly:
If the point total is between 0 and 40 Alex wins
If the point total is exactly 41, Sandy wins won't (ever ever ever happen)
If the point total is 42 or more, Dave and Robin will split the Weekly Standard Prize (WSP)
Good luck to everyone! Except Dave! I'll be back tomorrow to recap Week 11, congratulate the winner or winners, make fun of Gedeon for finishing last again, and post the schedule for Week 12.
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As for specifics, four people are 10-5 going into Monday night's game. Which isn't quite good enough, because four other people are 11-4 going into tonight's game, which is the top record in the league so far this week. Except it isn't, because four other different people are 12-3, which is actually really the best record in the league. Ha ha! Fooled you, Jon Stover!
As a matter of fact, unless your last name rhymes with "aquarium" you have 10 wins so far. Which is just impressive. So big old golf clap to everyone in the pool for an outstanding blah blah blah who cares you want to know who has 12 wins and more importantly, is it you.
First I should say, no, it isn't you. Unless your name is either Sandy Kory, Dave Labowitz, Robin Wood, or Alex Mena. Then it is you. Bill Denton and I picked the Giants, for which I have an excuse, but to my knowledge Bill hasn't recently had his head surgically implanted into his rectum.
But, since there are four people right behind the four listed above, things could get really crazy! Except no, because everyone in the entire pool(poop!) picked San Diego over Denver this Monday night. That, my friends, is called consensus. Its like Reagan's second Presidential election up in this piece. But, like Reagan's second term, it is possible for everyone everywhere to be 100% wrong.
So everyone who has 11 wins, so sorry, don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya!*
*I'm pretty sure Bill Denton's dad says this daily.
For all you with 12 wins so far, here's how the Monday Night Points break down:
Alex Mena: 40 points
Sandy Kory: 41 points
Dave Labowitz: 42 points
Robin Wood: 42 points
Because we play Price Is Right rules here at MFSAFP(p!)!, the winner is the one who gets the closest to the actual number without going over. This means, in essence, Sandy is totally fucked. Ha ha! Good luck winning, Sandy! Also, have fun with my parents on Thanksgiving! I'm sure going to miss Grandma loading up on wine and peppermint schnapps until she bazooka barfs on the cat. Again.
The breakdown goes thusly:
If the point total is between 0 and 40 Alex wins
If the point total is exactly 41, Sandy wins won't (ever ever ever happen)
If the point total is 42 or more, Dave and Robin will split the Weekly Standard Prize (WSP)
Good luck to everyone! Except Dave! I'll be back tomorrow to recap Week 11, congratulate the winner or winners, make fun of Gedeon for finishing last again, and post the schedule for Week 12.
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