I'm not a Peyton Manning hater. Some people are, but I'm not. I mean, he's just an incredible quarterback. And as a Redskins fan I get abused by him so infrequently that I can actually appreciate him. That said, with the clock stopped, a minute left in the game which is effectively over, and everyone knowing you're going to run the dam ball, do you have to do the stupid ass leg pump four times then run around in circles pointing at invisible animals?
Week 6! Here after known as The Week I Didn't Do Very Well In! Which, as you'll notice, does not distinguish it from four of the previous five weeks!
Fifteen entered, but only three remain. Yes, Week 6 has come down to three people. Matthew Mariam and Josh "I'm the" Money both have 10 wins and Tennessee for the Monday nighter. The ever pesky John Weaver has 9 wins and inexplicably picked Jacksonville. (Seriously, you know they blow, right John?) If Jacksonville wins John, Matthew, and Josh will all have 10 wins. If Tennessee wins, Josh and Matthew will be on top the totem pole with 11 wins each. Here's how it breaks down.
If Jacksonville wins...
It'll come down to Monday Night Points! Josh picked 37, John picked 42 and Matthew picked *drum roll* 43. Meaning, John's F'd . If the total score is between 0 and 41, Josh wins. If it's 42 on the nose John wins, and if its 43 or over Matthew wins.
If Tennessee wins...
It'll come down to Monday Night Points! If the total score is between 0 and 42 Josh will win. If its 43 or greater Matthew will win.
That's it from the republic of Portland. Good luck to all involved. Stay tuned for the Weekly Report which'll happen tomorrow night if I can sleep this one off.
F THE COLTS!!!
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Monday, October 18, 2010
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Week 6: Schedule
Keep yer pants on, here's the schedule for Week 6:
Atlanta at Philadelphia
Seattle at Chicago
Cleveland at Pittsburgh
Detroit at NY "Digestive Discomfort" Giants
Baltimore at New England
San Diego at St. Louis
Miami at Green Bay
New Orleans at Tampa Bay
Kansas City at Houston
New York Jets at Denver
Oakland at San Francisco
Dallas at Minnesota
Indianapolis at Washington
Tennessee at Jacksonville (plus total points)
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Atlanta at Philadelphia
Seattle at Chicago
Cleveland at Pittsburgh
Detroit at NY "Digestive Discomfort" Giants
Baltimore at New England
San Diego at St. Louis
Miami at Green Bay
New Orleans at Tampa Bay
Kansas City at Houston
New York Jets at Denver
Oakland at San Francisco
Dallas at Minnesota
Indianapolis at Washington
Tennessee at Jacksonville (plus total points)
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Week 5: Results: Now With Swearing!
Ah, the fickle tastes of Monday Night Points.
You may recall from last night's hilarious update Week 5 had come down to a four person race. Alex Mena and Gedeon Mariam both had 8 wins and had hitched their proverbial horse to Minnesota on Monday Night. Matthew Mariam and I both had 7 wins and New York. If New York won, it was a four way tie, if Minnesota won, it was a two way tie.
As you know by now New York won. Meaning it came down to a four way tie, so we'd need Monday Night Points! A quick recap:
If the total points scored is 53 or greater, Gedeon wins. If its 52 on the nose, Alex wins. If its between 45 and 51, Matthew wins. If its 44 or less, I win.
The final score was 29-20 for a total of 49 points meaning Matthew Mariam is this week's winner! Congratulations to (IF FAVRE DOESN'T THROW THAT LAST DAMN PICK-6 WITH A MINUTE REMAINING THE SCORE TOTALS 42 AND I WIN THE DAMN POOL FUCK BRETT FAVRE FUCK HIM FUCK HIM FUCK HIM AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! [INJURES WRIST HITTING SELF IN HEAD]) Matthew Mariam who is a worthy winner! Good show, Matthew.
Yes, Matthew, a hearty Well Done! this week. And, for your fantastic efforts, you win this week's special prize! An autographed photo of Brett Favre! That I have shat on! Enjoy!
Before we go through the final standings, you should all know that it was a tough week all around. So don't feel too badly when you see how you did. When the pool is won by a someone with only eight games, well, you know it was a brutal week.
We had several games that were almost impossible to call. Only one person correctly picked Oakland over San Diego (ME ME ME!!) and only one person got Tampa beating Cincinnati (Gedeon Mariam). Nobody picked New Orleans to lose to Arizona, and considering the repeatedly fluky luck involved, we should be congratulating ourselves for getting that one wrong. If they play that game again twenty times, New Orleans wins it every time.
The real deciders, so to speak, this week were Washington beating Green Bay (54% correct), Chicago beating Carolina (38% correct) and the New York "Workers Paradise" Giants absolutely crushing Houston (15%).
Also, as a Redskins fan, it is my sworn duty to let you know the Cowboys lost and are 1-3.
The final standings for Week 5 are as follows:
1. Matthew Mariam ... 8-6
1. Matthew Kory ... 8-6
1. Gedeon Mariam ... 8-6
1. Alex Mena ... 8-6
5. Jon Stover .. 7-7
5. Bill Denton ... 7-7
7. George Smith ... 6-8
7. Dave Labowitz ... 6-8
7. Robin Wood ... 6-8
7. Sandy Kory ... 6-8
7. Josh Money ... 6-8
7. Karl Vaillancourt ... 6-8
7. John Weaver ... 6-8
14. Zack Klein ... 5-9
15. Joey Bansen ... 4-10
We've got a new leader this week in the overall standings. Well, not new new, but he's all by his lonesome for the first time, and that's Zack Klein. John Weaver fell a game behind Zack while Alex Mena climbed into a second place tie. After that, things get murkier.
1. Zack Klein ... 48-28
2. Alex Mena ... 47-29
2. John Weaver ... 47-29
4. George Smith ... 44-32
4. Matthew Kory ... 44-32
4. Bill Denton ... 44-32
4. Jon Stover ... 44-32
4. Josh Money ... 44-32
9. Matthew Mariam ... 43-33
10. Dave Labowitz ... 42-34
10. Gedeon Mariam ... 42-34
10. Sandy Kory ... 42-34
13. Karl Vaillancourt ... 41-35
14. Joey Bansen ... 39-39
15. Robin Wood ... 38-40
Week 6 Schedule to come. Congrats again to Matthew Mariam, whom I'd like to formally invite to take a long walk off my newly painted short pier, preferably with some new and highly fashionable cement shoes. I'll even spring for your pair!
Have a great week everyone!*
*Except Matt.
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You may recall from last night's hilarious update Week 5 had come down to a four person race. Alex Mena and Gedeon Mariam both had 8 wins and had hitched their proverbial horse to Minnesota on Monday Night. Matthew Mariam and I both had 7 wins and New York. If New York won, it was a four way tie, if Minnesota won, it was a two way tie.
As you know by now New York won. Meaning it came down to a four way tie, so we'd need Monday Night Points! A quick recap:
If the total points scored is 53 or greater, Gedeon wins. If its 52 on the nose, Alex wins. If its between 45 and 51, Matthew wins. If its 44 or less, I win.
The final score was 29-20 for a total of 49 points meaning Matthew Mariam is this week's winner! Congratulations to (IF FAVRE DOESN'T THROW THAT LAST DAMN PICK-6 WITH A MINUTE REMAINING THE SCORE TOTALS 42 AND I WIN THE DAMN POOL FUCK BRETT FAVRE FUCK HIM FUCK HIM FUCK HIM AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! [INJURES WRIST HITTING SELF IN HEAD]) Matthew Mariam who is a worthy winner! Good show, Matthew.
Yes, Matthew, a hearty Well Done! this week. And, for your fantastic efforts, you win this week's special prize! An autographed photo of Brett Favre! That I have shat on! Enjoy!
Before we go through the final standings, you should all know that it was a tough week all around. So don't feel too badly when you see how you did. When the pool is won by a someone with only eight games, well, you know it was a brutal week.
We had several games that were almost impossible to call. Only one person correctly picked Oakland over San Diego (ME ME ME!!) and only one person got Tampa beating Cincinnati (Gedeon Mariam). Nobody picked New Orleans to lose to Arizona, and considering the repeatedly fluky luck involved, we should be congratulating ourselves for getting that one wrong. If they play that game again twenty times, New Orleans wins it every time.
The real deciders, so to speak, this week were Washington beating Green Bay (54% correct), Chicago beating Carolina (38% correct) and the New York "Workers Paradise" Giants absolutely crushing Houston (15%).
Also, as a Redskins fan, it is my sworn duty to let you know the Cowboys lost and are 1-3.
The final standings for Week 5 are as follows:
1. Matthew Mariam ... 8-6
1. Matthew Kory ... 8-6
1. Gedeon Mariam ... 8-6
1. Alex Mena ... 8-6
5. Jon Stover .. 7-7
5. Bill Denton ... 7-7
7. George Smith ... 6-8
7. Dave Labowitz ... 6-8
7. Robin Wood ... 6-8
7. Sandy Kory ... 6-8
7. Josh Money ... 6-8
7. Karl Vaillancourt ... 6-8
7. John Weaver ... 6-8
14. Zack Klein ... 5-9
15. Joey Bansen ... 4-10
We've got a new leader this week in the overall standings. Well, not new new, but he's all by his lonesome for the first time, and that's Zack Klein. John Weaver fell a game behind Zack while Alex Mena climbed into a second place tie. After that, things get murkier.
1. Zack Klein ... 48-28
2. Alex Mena ... 47-29
2. John Weaver ... 47-29
4. George Smith ... 44-32
4. Matthew Kory ... 44-32
4. Bill Denton ... 44-32
4. Jon Stover ... 44-32
4. Josh Money ... 44-32
9. Matthew Mariam ... 43-33
10. Dave Labowitz ... 42-34
10. Gedeon Mariam ... 42-34
10. Sandy Kory ... 42-34
13. Karl Vaillancourt ... 41-35
14. Joey Bansen ... 39-39
15. Robin Wood ... 38-40
Week 6 Schedule to come. Congrats again to Matthew Mariam, whom I'd like to formally invite to take a long walk off my newly painted short pier, preferably with some new and highly fashionable cement shoes. I'll even spring for your pair!
Have a great week everyone!*
*Except Matt.
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Monday, October 11, 2010
Week 5: Update
I am an idiot, but we'll cover that in a second.
For now, Week 5 is a four person race. The pack is led by Gedeon Mariam and Alex Mena, both with 8 wins, both of who have picked Minnesota to beat the Jets on Monday night. That, my friends, is called an opening.
Three people trail Gedeon and Alex by a game. Jon Stover, Matthew Mariam, and yours truly - pause for shock - all have 7 wins so far and are thus a single game behind the leaders. But, because Jon picked Minnesota as Gedeon and Alex did, he can't gain the necessary game on them. So, sadly, he can't win the week. So sorry, Jon.
Contrary to Jon, Matthew and I both picked the Jets to beat Minnesota. If that happens, there will be a four way tie between Alex, Gedeon, myself, and Matthew. If it doesn't, the tie will be two way between Gedeon and Alex.
So here's the breakdown:
If Minnesota wins...
Gedeon and Alex will be tied with 9 wins so it'll come down to Monday Night Points! Gedeon picked 53 total points and Alex picked 52 so if the score is 53 totals or greater Gedeon wins. If it totals 52 or less, Alex wins.
If New York wins...
Gedeon and Alex's 8 win party will be joined by Matthew and I. Matthew picked 45 points and I picked 36. So if the total points scored is 53 or greater, Gedeon wins. If its 52 on the nose, Alex wins. If its between 45 and 51, Matthew wins. If its 44 or less, I win. Go me.
Oh, and why am I an idiot? Well, let this be a lesson to all you kids out there. When submitting your picks, make sure you've entered a pick for each game. Not entering a pick for each game is like picking Buffalo to win - you may as well just not bother.
If you check my picks for the week (I submit my picks before the first game into the comments section of each week's schedule post) I foolishly neglected to choose a winner between Denver and Baltimore. I didn't chose either team, and so, in the words of a great American, I gets none.
I'll tell you right now, there's no way in hell I'd have chosen Denver, and I'd have told you that before the game and after the game regardless of who won. Doesn't matter. Not good enough. No game was submitted (and still isn't) and so I don't get credit. Meaning I could easily have had 8 games won, and be in a position where my Monday Night pick winning would mean I won the pool. But no. I'm an idiot.
Dammit.
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For now, Week 5 is a four person race. The pack is led by Gedeon Mariam and Alex Mena, both with 8 wins, both of who have picked Minnesota to beat the Jets on Monday night. That, my friends, is called an opening.
Three people trail Gedeon and Alex by a game. Jon Stover, Matthew Mariam, and yours truly - pause for shock - all have 7 wins so far and are thus a single game behind the leaders. But, because Jon picked Minnesota as Gedeon and Alex did, he can't gain the necessary game on them. So, sadly, he can't win the week. So sorry, Jon.
Contrary to Jon, Matthew and I both picked the Jets to beat Minnesota. If that happens, there will be a four way tie between Alex, Gedeon, myself, and Matthew. If it doesn't, the tie will be two way between Gedeon and Alex.
So here's the breakdown:
If Minnesota wins...
Gedeon and Alex will be tied with 9 wins so it'll come down to Monday Night Points! Gedeon picked 53 total points and Alex picked 52 so if the score is 53 totals or greater Gedeon wins. If it totals 52 or less, Alex wins.
If New York wins...
Gedeon and Alex's 8 win party will be joined by Matthew and I. Matthew picked 45 points and I picked 36. So if the total points scored is 53 or greater, Gedeon wins. If its 52 on the nose, Alex wins. If its between 45 and 51, Matthew wins. If its 44 or less, I win. Go me.
Oh, and why am I an idiot? Well, let this be a lesson to all you kids out there. When submitting your picks, make sure you've entered a pick for each game. Not entering a pick for each game is like picking Buffalo to win - you may as well just not bother.
If you check my picks for the week (I submit my picks before the first game into the comments section of each week's schedule post) I foolishly neglected to choose a winner between Denver and Baltimore. I didn't chose either team, and so, in the words of a great American, I gets none.
I'll tell you right now, there's no way in hell I'd have chosen Denver, and I'd have told you that before the game and after the game regardless of who won. Doesn't matter. Not good enough. No game was submitted (and still isn't) and so I don't get credit. Meaning I could easily have had 8 games won, and be in a position where my Monday Night pick winning would mean I won the pool. But no. I'm an idiot.
Dammit.
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Tuesday, October 05, 2010
Week 5: Schedule
Here is your Week 5 Schedule, peeps. Week 5 officially commences on Sunday at 1pm EST. Need your picks by that time, puh-leeese.
Jacksonville at Buffalo
Denver at Baltimore
Kansas City at Indianapolis
Green Bay at Washington
St. Louis at Detroit
Chicago at Carolina
Tampa Bay at Cincinnati
Atlanta at Cleveland
New York “Reliant Robin” Giants at Houston
New Orleans at Arizona
Tennessee at Dallas
San Diego at Oakland
Philadelphia at San Francisco
Minnesota at New York Jets (plus total points)
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Week 4: Results
My, does time fly. Seems like just yesterday I was pooping in my diapers and today, well, I'm pooping right in my pants. Things sure do change fast, don't they?
One thing that doesn't change, apparently, is me not winning. I felt pretty good about my picks this week, but like the other three weeks this year, I wasn't nearly good enough. Nope. Jon Stover, and Zack Klein both pulled down eleven wins. Karl Vaillancourt made a valiant attempt to join the eleven win club, but Miami fell short by about 30 points - doh! Nice try anyway, Karl.
So it came down to Jon Stover versus Zack Klein. One thing I discovered while writing this post is you can't make a good anagram out of either of Jon Stover's or Zack Klein's names unless you include their middle names which are "Goatsmilk" and Framboise, respectively.
The Monday Night game totaled 55 points. Zack guessed 19 but Jon out-guessed him by choosing 43. So by virtue of the fact that Jon was closer to the actual total, which is the point in the first place, Jon Stover is this week's big wiener!
A hearty congratulations goes out to Jonananananathan Goatsmilk Stovererer, IV! That sentence is even funnier if you try to read it out loud. Anyway. But, before we get ourselves all worked up, ya know what? Normally Jon would win a flaming set of matching toads, or an almanac from 1832 with penises drawn in sharpie on every page, but this week I'm not even going to make something up for Jon to win. You know why? Ol' Goatsmilk bought a monthly pass on Jet Blue Airlines - he could fly anywhere in the country he wanted - and he went just about everywhere EXCEPT Portland, Oregon. Know who lives in Portland, Oregon? Nobody apparently, except yours truly. So, Goatsmilk, you win the damn WSP of $70, alright? Get off my back. Also, I hereby deputize George Smith (of the 38-24 Smiths) to boot your nads right good. Enjoy. And congratulations.
Here are the final standings for Week 4:
1. Jon Stover ... 11-3
1. Zack Klein ... 11-3
3. Sandy Kory ... 10-4
4. Josh Money ... 9-5
4. Matthew Kory ... 9-5
4. Alex Mena ... 9-5
4. Karl Vaillancourt ... 9-5
8. John Weaver ... 8-6
8. Matthew Mariam ... 8-6
8. Dave Labowitz ... 8-6
8. George Smith ... 8-6
8. Bill Denton ... 8-6
13. Robin Wood ... 7-7
13. Gedeon Mariam ... 7-7
15. Joey Bansen ... 6-8
Just for fun I took a quick look at how we as a whole did the best on all the games. Here's how we did in chart form:
As you can see, everybody guessed New Orleans, Green Bay, Atlanta, and Houston would win. Nobody guessed Indianapolis would lose to Jacksonville. Only four people picked Washington over Philadelphia, Denver over Tennessee, Cleveland over Cincinnati, and the Bears over the Giants. Only one person picked Buffalo to beat the Jets (they got crushed) and only one person picked Arizona to beat San Diego (they got crushed).
As for the Current Overall Standings (COS), we had a flip-flop at the very top with Zack Klein jumping ahead of John Weaver. We're also seeing a fair bit of stratification already as Zack has a two game lead over the field and an eleven game lead over fifteenth place. Also of note, I am tied with Dave Labowitz. In case you were wondering, that is an insult.
1. Zack Klein ... 43-19
2. John Weaver ... 41-21
3. Alex Mena ... 39-23
4. Josh Money ... 38-24
4. George Smith ... 38-24
6. Bill Denton ... 37-25
6. Jon Stover ... 37-25
8. Sandy Kory ... 36-26
8. Matthew Kory ... 36-26
8. Dave Labowitz ... 36-26
11. Joey Bansen ... 35-27
11. Karl Vaillancourt ... 35-27
11. Matthew Mariam ... 35-27
14. Gedeon Mariam ... 34-28
15. Robin Wood ... 32-30
The schedule for Week 5 will be posted shortly. Congrats again to Goatsmilk Stover. Hope them balls ain't too sore after Dr. Smith gets a'hold of 'em.
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One thing that doesn't change, apparently, is me not winning. I felt pretty good about my picks this week, but like the other three weeks this year, I wasn't nearly good enough. Nope. Jon Stover, and Zack Klein both pulled down eleven wins. Karl Vaillancourt made a valiant attempt to join the eleven win club, but Miami fell short by about 30 points - doh! Nice try anyway, Karl.
So it came down to Jon Stover versus Zack Klein. One thing I discovered while writing this post is you can't make a good anagram out of either of Jon Stover's or Zack Klein's names unless you include their middle names which are "Goatsmilk" and Framboise, respectively.
The Monday Night game totaled 55 points. Zack guessed 19 but Jon out-guessed him by choosing 43. So by virtue of the fact that Jon was closer to the actual total, which is the point in the first place, Jon Stover is this week's big wiener!
A hearty congratulations goes out to Jonananananathan Goatsmilk Stovererer, IV! That sentence is even funnier if you try to read it out loud. Anyway. But, before we get ourselves all worked up, ya know what? Normally Jon would win a flaming set of matching toads, or an almanac from 1832 with penises drawn in sharpie on every page, but this week I'm not even going to make something up for Jon to win. You know why? Ol' Goatsmilk bought a monthly pass on Jet Blue Airlines - he could fly anywhere in the country he wanted - and he went just about everywhere EXCEPT Portland, Oregon. Know who lives in Portland, Oregon? Nobody apparently, except yours truly. So, Goatsmilk, you win the damn WSP of $70, alright? Get off my back. Also, I hereby deputize George Smith (of the 38-24 Smiths) to boot your nads right good. Enjoy. And congratulations.
Here are the final standings for Week 4:
1. Jon Stover ... 11-3
1. Zack Klein ... 11-3
3. Sandy Kory ... 10-4
4. Josh Money ... 9-5
4. Matthew Kory ... 9-5
4. Alex Mena ... 9-5
4. Karl Vaillancourt ... 9-5
8. John Weaver ... 8-6
8. Matthew Mariam ... 8-6
8. Dave Labowitz ... 8-6
8. George Smith ... 8-6
8. Bill Denton ... 8-6
13. Robin Wood ... 7-7
13. Gedeon Mariam ... 7-7
15. Joey Bansen ... 6-8
Just for fun I took a quick look at how we as a whole did the best on all the games. Here's how we did in chart form:
As for the Current Overall Standings (COS), we had a flip-flop at the very top with Zack Klein jumping ahead of John Weaver. We're also seeing a fair bit of stratification already as Zack has a two game lead over the field and an eleven game lead over fifteenth place. Also of note, I am tied with Dave Labowitz. In case you were wondering, that is an insult.
1. Zack Klein ... 43-19
2. John Weaver ... 41-21
3. Alex Mena ... 39-23
4. Josh Money ... 38-24
4. George Smith ... 38-24
6. Bill Denton ... 37-25
6. Jon Stover ... 37-25
8. Sandy Kory ... 36-26
8. Matthew Kory ... 36-26
8. Dave Labowitz ... 36-26
11. Joey Bansen ... 35-27
11. Karl Vaillancourt ... 35-27
11. Matthew Mariam ... 35-27
14. Gedeon Mariam ... 34-28
15. Robin Wood ... 32-30
The schedule for Week 5 will be posted shortly. Congrats again to Goatsmilk Stover. Hope them balls ain't too sore after Dr. Smith gets a'hold of 'em.
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Monday, October 04, 2010
Week 4: Update! [Now With Accuracy!!]
[Warning: this post has been edited for accuracy. the truth, gentle souls, is when i write posts at 1am PST mistakes are sometimes made.]
Good evening, folks. Its been a long but exciting weekend here at MFSAFP(p!)!HQ. Just got back from the Columbia Gorge where everything is pretty, even in the rain. Fortunately, we made it through the whole weekend without the wet stuff and even hit up the Hood River Hopsfest where, true story, we drank beer till our heads hurt.
While I was running about the gorge, large sweaty mens in tight pants were hurling themselves at each other while other sweaty mens were throwing balls all about. It must have been a sight to see. Sadly, I missed it all, but through the magic of the internets I know exactly what happened.
Thirteen/fourteenths of Week 4 have been completed and we know this much: we havea two leaders and a few followers. The One leader is Jon Stover, who I believe is currently being held captive by Peruvian rebels at, and this part hasn't yet been confirmed, the state route twelve Burger King. Jon has ten wins so far.
So does Zack Klein. I am unaware of Mr. Klein's whereabouts, but I know this: the man can count, which is more than can be said of yours truly.
Three Two people have nine wins so far. Those people are Sandy Kory, Zack Klein, and Karl Vaillancourt. In order to catch Jon those people have to pick up one game on him with only one remaining. Both Jon and Zack picked New England over Miami in Monday Night's AFC East slugfest. So did Sandy, meaning no matter what happens on Monday, Sandy will be a game behind Jon and Zack. Karl picked Miami. So he's got a chance.
If Miami wins on Monday then Zack, Jon and Karl will be tied with ten wins and we'll have ourselves a good old fashioned Monday Night Points-off! (MNP-o!)! Zack picked 19, Karl went with 29 total points and Jon has 43. If Miami wins and the total score is 28 or under, Zack wins. If its between 29 and 42, Karl wins. If its 43 or over, Jon wins.
If New England wins tonight, and the final score is between zero and 42, Zack wins. If New England wins and the final score is 43 or over, Jon wins.
Tune in tomorrow for the exciting conclusion and a bunch of other hilarious crap, like the Current Overall Standings (COS). It'll be a dandy.
I'd also like to point out that Sandy was the only one to pick Buffalo to beat the Jets. They lost 38-14 so he doesn't deserve to win anyway.
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Good evening, folks. Its been a long but exciting weekend here at MFSAFP(p!)!HQ. Just got back from the Columbia Gorge where everything is pretty, even in the rain. Fortunately, we made it through the whole weekend without the wet stuff and even hit up the Hood River Hopsfest where, true story, we drank beer till our heads hurt.
While I was running about the gorge, large sweaty mens in tight pants were hurling themselves at each other while other sweaty mens were throwing balls all about. It must have been a sight to see. Sadly, I missed it all, but through the magic of the internets I know exactly what happened.
Thirteen/fourteenths of Week 4 have been completed and we know this much: we have
So does Zack Klein. I am unaware of Mr. Klein's whereabouts, but I know this: the man can count, which is more than can be said of yours truly.
If Miami wins on Monday then Zack, Jon and Karl will be tied with ten wins and we'll have ourselves a good old fashioned Monday Night Points-off! (MNP-o!)! Zack picked 19, Karl went with 29 total points and Jon has 43. If Miami wins and the total score is 28 or under, Zack wins. If its between 29 and 42, Karl wins. If its 43 or over, Jon wins.
If New England wins tonight, and the final score is between zero and 42, Zack wins. If New England wins and the final score is 43 or over, Jon wins.
Tune in tomorrow for the exciting conclusion and a bunch of other hilarious crap, like the Current Overall Standings (COS). It'll be a dandy.
I'd also like to point out that Sandy was the only one to pick Buffalo to beat the Jets. They lost 38-14 so he doesn't deserve to win anyway.
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