Week 10: Results

Another week, another blow opportunity by yours truly. But we'll get to that.

This Thursday night thing is really throwing you all off, huh? I know it is because it's throwing me the hell off too. First of all, I have two winning weeks in a row. You know that kinda shit doesn't just happen. But mostly, I don't have the whole week to write this dumb post. I can't write it, edit it, sit on it, re-write it, re-edit it, trash it, start over, do illegal drugs, realize we're all always totally starting over all the time and the sun is what holds our souls together, different but all equal like petals in a sunflower, trash it, start over, rinse, repeat, paper not plastic, take fries with that, pass out in a pool of my own bodily fluids.

So this Thursday shit is ruining my jive. And yet we must press on. Because to not press on would be dumb.

If you read the update, you realized that the WSP for Week 10 came down to Bill Denton, the comedy duo of Gedeon Mariam and Zack Klein, or yours truly, who adroitly boxed him self in MNP-wise for the second week in a row.

The final points totaled 52, meaning the closest to the total was one William W. H. C. Denton, III. For besting us all in Week 10, Mr. Denton wins another middle initial! Yes, he can now add the prestigious letter H to his... oh shit. Looks like he already has an H. As we all know, you can't have two Hs. That'd just be dumb. Looks like Mr. Denton will be stuck with the regular old Weekly Standard Prize. Booo-urns.

Here it is, the week that was Week 10:

1. Bill Denton ... 10-6
1. Matthew Kory ... 10-6
1. Zack Klein ... 10-6
1. Gedeon Mariam ... 10-6
5. Dave Labowitz ... 9-7
5. Christine Roberts ... 9-7
5. John Weaver ... 9-7
5. Robin Wood ... 9-7
9. Paddy Althoff ... 8-8
9. Sandy Kory ... 8-8
9. Ryan Schultz ... 8-8
9. Josh Money ... 8-8
13. Karl Vaillancourt ... 7-9
14. Matthew Mariam ... 5-11
15. Adam Roy ... 3-13
16. George Smith ... 2-14
17. Jon Stover ... 2-14
18. Joey Bansen ... 2-14

That means your Current Overall Standings (COS) look thusly:

1. John Weaver ... 103
2. Dave Labowitz ... 98
3. Karl Vaillancourt ... 95
4. Josh Money ... 93
4. Zack Klein ... 93
6. Robin Wood ... 92
6. Matthew Mariam ... 92
8. Christine Roberts ... 91
9. Joey Bansen ... 90
10. Bill Denton ... 87
10. Gedeon Mariam ... 87
12. Matthew Kory ... 86
13. Ryan Schultz ... 85
14. George Smith ... 83
14. Sandy Kory ... 83
16. Paddy Althoff ... 82
17. Adam Roy ... 80
18. Jon Stover ... 79

Back in a moment with your Week 10 schedule.