Week 5: Results

Another week, another week without drama. Oh sweet, sweet drama, how I miss you. I miss you like I miss pouring chocolate on my nipples... [wakes up in tub of ice with one kidney] Oh shit.

That does it for a crazy Week Five. We had more stratification this week than we've had any week. In weeks one, two, and four, the difference was three games. Week Three featured a five game separation though if you take Paddy Althoff out the separation is only two games. The best record and worst this week were separated by six games. What I'm saying: don't feel so bad if you didn't do well this week. This was a tough week.

That said, not everyone shat the bed. We had three people with ten plus wins, but only one with more. That special one? Why, Joey Bansen, of course. Joey only got two games wrong this week, which, if the goal were to get games wrong, wouldn't be very good. Joey of course wins the coveted Moose Anus, which, much like the Stanley Cup, is transferred from winner to winner. However, since Dave Labowitz had it last I'd recommend you pay to sanitize it. Well, as much as one can sanitize a Moose's anus.

Without further poo, here are your results for Week Five


1. Joey Bansen ... 11-2
2. Matthew Mariam ... 10-3
3. Dave Labowitz ... 10-3
4. Robin Wood ... 9-4
4. Bill Denton ... 9-4
4. Sandy Kory ... 9-4
7. Zack Klein ... 8-5
7. Adam Roy ... 8-5
7. Karl Vaillancourt ... 8-5
10. John Weaver ... 7-6
10. Christine ... 7-6
10. George Smith ... 7-6
10. Ryan Schultz ... 7-6
10. Gedeon Mariam ... 7-6
10. Matthew Kory ... 7-6
16. Josh Money ... 6-7
16. Paddy Althoff ... 6-7
18. Jon Stover ... 5-8

Joey's nice week got him within shouting distance of respectability, but not lost in the joy of Joey's victory was more good weeks turned in by those at the top. Dave picked up two games on Karl and vaulted over John Weaver to take second place in the Current Overall Standings (COS). In other less flattering news, I'm a game from the bottom. Yay me. Ugh.

1. Karl Vaillancourt ... 59
2. Dave Labowitz ... 56
3. John Weaver ... 55
3. Zack Klein ... 53
5. Matthew Mariam ... 52
5. Robin Wood ... 52
7. Ryan Schultz ... 51
7. Joey Bansen ... 51
9. Sandy Kory ... 49
9. George Smith ... 49
11. Paddy Althoff ... 48
11. Gedeon Mariam ... 48
11. Josh Money ... 48
14. Matthew Kory ... 47
14. Bill Denton ... 47
16. Christine Roberts ... 46
16. Jon Stover ... 46
16. Adam Roy ... 46

Apologies for the late posting, peeps. I try to do this on Tuesdays but this Tuesday conspired against me (communist Tuesday!) and I wasn't able to get it done. Going forward I should be able to keep to this schedule though.

Week 6 Schedule to come...