Week 4: Results

Week 4 is in the books so, if you're from Texas or Alabama, you can go ahead and set those books on fire. If not, well, unless you're name rhymes with Pooparl Pooancourt or Poopave Poopowitz then you might want to find something else to do besides reading on. Unless you're Poopatthew Poopory in which case you have to write this shit. Pity me, friends.

But don't get any excess pity on Dave Labowitz because, first of all it would ruin his nicely manicured suit (can a suit be manicured? I'm a slob and don't know), secondly because I need all I can get, but thirdly and most importantly because he don't need none of it. Dave had week 4 finished before Sunday. That's 'cause he's a man who gets shit done, son!

No, Dave wasn't the only one to correctly call San Francisco beating Philadelphia (that would be Christine Roberts) and he wasn't one of the two to nail the Bengals beating the Bills (Jon Stover (Bills fan) and Zack Klein), nor was he one of the two who picked KC to whip up on the Vikings (Robin and Paddy), butt - and this is such a a big but it deserves two Ts - those were the only three Dave missed. Consistency, folks. That's how it's done

So congratulations to Dave Labowitz. For his efforts, Dave wins a 6 month membership into the coaster of the month club! Just think, Dave, no more water marks on all your expensive Ikea furniture!

No, sadly, Dave wins the WSP, and not a cent more, dammit.

Here's your Week 4 final standings:

1. Dave Labowitz ... 13-3
2. Robin Wood ... 12-4
2. Zack Klein ... 12-4
2. Gedeon Mariam ... 12-4
2. Josh Money ... 12-4
2. George Smith ... 12-4
2. Karl Vaillancourt ... 12-4
2. John Weaver ... 12-4
9. Ryan Schultz ... 11-5
9. Paddy Althoff ... 11-5
9. Christine Roberts ... 11-5
9. Matthew Kory ... 11-5
9. Jon Stover ... 11-5
9. Sandy Kory ...11-5
15. Matthew Mariam ... 10-6
16. Bill Denton ... 9-7
16. Adam Roy ... 9-7
16. Joey Bansen ... 9-7

Speaking of consistency, you will notice a familiar name up atop the Current Overall Standings (COS) this week. Last week's 11 win effort qualifies as Karl's worst week of the year. Were it mine it would be my best. After Karl, we get John "12:59" Weaver and then the aforementioned Mr. Poopowitz (enjoy your coasters, sucker!).

Anyway, here's the COS through Week 4:

1. Karl Vaillancourt ... 51
2. John Weaver ... 48
3. Dave Labowitz ... 46
4. Zack Klein ... 45
5. Ryan Schultz ... 44
6. Robin Wood ... 43
7. Josh Money ... 42
7. George Smith ... 42
7. Matthew Mariam ... 42
10. Gedeon Mariam ... 41
10. Paddy Althoff ... 41
10. Jon Stover ... 41
13. Sandy Kory ... 40
13. Matthew Kory ... 40
13. Joey Bansen ... 40
16. Adam Roy ... 39
17. Christine Roberts ... 39
18. Bill Denton ... 38

Schedule will be up shortly. Enjoy your week, and if you can, try to spend some time ruminating on how to beat Karl Vaillancourt. Please. This is getting embarrassing.