Week 14: Results

Sorry for the lateness of this write up, folks.  Hope you won't hold it against me, unless you're a sexy, leggy blond who likes hackneyed phrases and stereotypes!  Grrrrrrrowl!

To the Pool(poop!)!

When last we left our heroes, it was a three sexually androgynous person race with Matthew Mariam in the lead, followed closely behind by Dave Labowitz and Sandy Kory.  Well, Matt got both Monday night contests right, so both Dave and Sandy can screw, because Matthew Mariam is this week's big wiener!

Congrats, Matt.  As the big weekly wiener, you win a lifetime supply of free tickets to Redskins games! And by lifetime I mean two games, which is likely all it'll take for you to off yourself in frustration. But before you commit suicide, don't forget to write your note on official Redskins Suicide Stationary! (Don't worry, it comes with the tickets.)

No, sadly, you win the WSP, which is probably enough to pay for parking and one small Bud Lite at FedEx Field. Enjoy!

Here's how Week 14 finished up:

1. Matthew Mariam ... 12-4
2. Josh Money ... 11-5
2. Robin Wood ... 11-5
2. Joey Bansen ... 11-5
2. Gedeon Mariam ... 11-5
6. Alex Mena ... 10-6
6. Karl Vaillancourt ... 10-6
6. Zack Klein ... 10-6
6. Matthew Kory ... 10-6
6. Sandy Kory ... 10-6
6. Dave Labowitz ... 10-6
12. Bill Denton ... 9-7
12. George Smith ... 9-7
14. Jon Stover ... 8-8
14. John Weaver ... 8-8

Last week, Zack, John Weaver, and Dave were all tied for first with Sandy a game back. George and Karl were two back. This week Zack and Dave are still tied, but John has dropped two off the pace into a tie with Sandy. Karl has fallen into a tie with Josh at three back, while George has dropped four behind.

There are ten people at four or fewer games back. Its really no stretch what so ever to say this is anyone's pool(poop!).

Here's your Current Overall Standings (COS):

1. Zack Klein ... 131-77
1. Dave Labowitz ... 131-77
3. Sandy Kory ... 129-79
3. John Weaver ... 129-79
5. Josh Money ... 128-80
5. Karl Vaillancourt ... 128-80
7. Robin Wood ... 127-81
7. George Smith ... 127-81
7. Matthew Mariam ... 127-81
7. Matthew Kory ... 127-81
11. Bill Denton ... 126-82
11. Alex Mena ... 126-82
13. Joey Bansen ... 125-83
13. Jon Stover ... 125-83
15. Gedeon Mariam ... 122-86

There are only three weeks left in the regular season, folks, so this is the time to make a run. Good luck!

The schedule for Week 15 will be up shortly. Remember, I need your pick for Thursday night's game by the start of that game, 8:20pm EST this Thursday. I'll need all the rest of your picks by 1pm EST this Sunday.

Have a great week everyone!
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