Tuesday, November 06, 2007

WEEK 10: SCHEDULE

And so begins the second half of MSAFP(p!)! May the luckiest bastard win!

The games start at 1pm EST this Sunday, November 11th, so I'll need your picks by then. Here's the schedule for Week 10:

Atlanta at Carolina
Minnesota at Green Bay
Denver at Kansas City
Buffalo at Miami
St. Louis at New Orleans
Cleveland at Pittsburgh
Jacksonville at Tennessee
Philadelphia at Washington
Cincinnati at Baltimore
Detroit at Arizona
Dallas at NY "Jeremy Shockey is a Douche" Giants
Chicago at Oakland
Indianapolis at San Diego
San Francisco at Seattle (plus total points)

mmmm... good luck....

WEEK 9: RESULTS

Hey gang, Week 9 is now in the books. We’re now half way through this wonderful whirlwind that we call the NFL season. Its time to pay attention to the over all standings. All those mistakes you made in Week 3 when you were too busy looking at internet porn to make informed picks doesn’t have to come back to bite you. Indeed, this is the time to turn it up a notch *Boom!* like Emeril. Throw some spices on that shit.

With that in mind, I’m ready and willing to announce to you the winner of Week 9. The winner of this week’s WSP won the pool outright, no MNPs necessary. Which is lucky because this person didn’t do such a hot job picking MNPs, if you know what I mean, and I think ya do.

So, without further ado (poop!), the winner of this week’s pool is…

Dave Labowitz!

PSYCH! Actually, Its me!! Welcome to the winner’s circle, me! For my awesomeness, I receive the passenger's side door from the ’74 Chevy Vega that’s been parked in my building’s parking lot for the past four months. I'm finally going to take that thing off with a crow bar! Yay!

No, if wishing only made it so… Instead I must settle for the WSP. Guess what, peeps? I’m going to spend it all on beer! And a crow bar.

Here are the final standings for Week 9:

1. Me!!.........12-2
2. Dave…..…11-3
2. Joey……..11-3
2. Bill………..11-3
2. George……11-3
6. Zack………10-4
6. Molly……..10-4
6. Scott………10-4
9. Tyler……….9-5
9. Josh………..9-5
9. Matthew M....9-5
12. Joshu………8-6
12. Sandy……...8-6
14. Jon………..7-7

This week didn’t have a huge amount of impact on the overall standings. You lookee:

1. George…..89-41
2. Dave…….88-42
3. Scott……..87-43
4. Bill……….86-44
5. Molly…….84-46
6. Jon……..83-47
7. Joey…….82-48
7. Matty (me!)…82-48
9. Tyler…….81-49
9. Zack……..81-49
11. Joshu……80-50
11. Josh……..80-50
11. Sandy……80-50
14. Matt M…..78-52

Don’t be discouraged if you aren’t at the top. There is lots of time (one whole half season, if that makes any sense) to catch up. You can start in Week 10, the schedule for which I’ll post shortly.

Hope you all have a happy week.

Friday, November 02, 2007

WEEK 9: SCHEDULE

Heres the schedule for the real Week 9. I'll need your picks by Sunday at 1pm EST. Sorry for the late posting.

San Diego at Minnesota
Carolina at Tennessee
Arizona at Tampa Bay
Washington at NY Jets
San Francisco at Atlanta
Cincinnati at Buffalo
Denver at Detroit
Green Bay at KC
Jacksonville at New Orleans
Seattle at Cleveland
Houston at Oakland
New England at Indianapolis
Dallas at Philadelphia
Baltimore at Pittsburgh (plus total points)

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

WEEK 8: RESULTS

Stupid full-time job!

Again, apologies for the late posting. I hope you’ll stick with me as I ease my way into getting up every day at 5:45am, coming home at 5pm, running (a supposed remedy for my newfound fatness), and then collapsing from overall exhaustion. Boo-hoo, I know.

OK, back to the pool (poop). Week 8 (not Week 9, as so many of you pointed out) is now in the books and we have a winner. But first, my Redskins suck. Now back to that whole ‘winner’ thing (which, as you will see, I know nothing about). Here are the standings for Week 8:

1. George….11-2
1. Josh…..11-2
1. Tyler….11-2
4. Joshu….10-3
4. Molly….10-3
4. Scott…..10-3
4. Bill……10-3
8. Zack….9-4
8. Dave….9-4
8. Matthew K…9-4
8. Jon…….9-4
8. Joey…..9-4
13. Matthew M…8-5 (whoops!)
14. Sandy…..7-6

George also goes so far as to take over the top spot in the overall standings. Evidenced here:

1. George…78-38
2. Dave…77-39
2. Scott….77-39
4. Jon….76-40
5. Bill….75-41
6. Molly….74-42
7. Tyler….72-44
7. Joshu….72-44
7. Sandy….72-44
10. Zack…..71-45
10. Josh….71-45
10. Joey….71-45
13. Matthew K…70-46 (at least I’m consistent, right Joe Morgan?)
14. Matthew M….69-47

Apparently theres something about the name “Matthew” that causes you to suck. Anyway, congrats if you won, sorry if you didn’t. I’ll post the schedule for Week 9 (yes, the actual Week 9, not some pseudo-Week 9) soon, probably tomorrow evening. I’m done with this crap for now.

Good night.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

WEEK 8: SCHEDULE

Here's yr Week 8 [edited] schedule, pool (poop!) peeps. Enjoy! Games start at 1pm EST this Sunday, October 28th. Lemme see them picks before then, eh?

Indianapolis at Carolina
Detroit at Chicago
Pittsburgh at Cincinnati
NY "Tastee Taste" Giants at Miami
Philadelphia at Minnesota
Cleveland at St. Louis
Oakland at Tennessee
Buffalo at NY Jets
Houston at San Diego
Jacksonville at Tampa Bay
Washington at New England
New Orleans at San Francisco
Green Bay at Denver (plus total points)

WEEK 7: RESULTS

Apologies for the late post gang. By way of explanation, I just started my first post-graduate job on Monday so between that and my Red Sox (WE’RE GOING TO THE SERIES!!) my time has been at a premium recently. Since I’m really not that important (and the baseball season will soon end) I don’t expect this sort of thing to continue.

So, yeah, Week 7. My brother won. Stupid brother. Heres the results:

1. Sandy….12-2
2. Josh……11-3
2. Molly…..11-3
2. Jon…….11-3
5. Tyler…..10-4
5. Zack……10-4
5. Joey……10-4
5. George….10-4
5. Joshu…..10-4
10. Matthew M….9-5
10. Dave…..9-5
10. Scott…..9-5
13. Bill.........8-6
46,875,982. Matt….7-7

So congrats to Sandy. He wins a swift kick in the jimmies. And the WSP. Predictably, Sandy's fabulous week moves him up in the yearly standings.

1. Dave……68-35
2. Jon……..67-36
2. Scott……67-36
2. George….67-36
5. Sandy….65-38
5. Bill…….65-38
7. Molly….64-39
8. Joey…..62-41
8. Joshu…..62-41
8. Zack……62-41
11. Tyler…..61-42
11. Matt K….61-42
11. Matt M….61-42
14. Josh…..60-43

See? Told you. Sorry for the lack of humor and intrigue in this post, but hey, when you gotta go you gotta go (poop!).

On a separate note, I think these are correct scores, but frankly, I’m kinda tired, so I could’ve screwed something up. If you think I f’d yr picks up, lemme know. I’ll post the schedule for Week 8 soon.

WEEK 7: RESULTS

Apologies for the late post gang. By way of explanation, I just started my first post-graduate job on Monday so between that and my Red Sox (WE’RE GOING TO THE SERIES!!) my time has been at a premium recently. Since I’m really not that important (and the baseball season will soon end) I don’t expect this sort of thing to continue.

So, yeah, Week 7. My brother won. Stupid brother. Heres the results:

1. Sandy….12-2
2. Josh……11-3
2. Molly…..11-3
2. Jon…….11-3
5. Tyler…..10-4
5. Zack……10-4
5. Joey……10-4
5. George….10-4
5. Joshu…..10-4
10. Matthew M….9-5
10. Dave…..9-5
10. Scott…..9-5
13. Bill.........8-6
46,875,982. Matt….7-7

So congrats to Sandy. He wins a swift kick in the jimmies. And the WSP. Predictably, Sandy's fabulous week moves him up in the yearly standings.

1. Dave……68-35
2. Jon……..67-36
2. Scott……67-36
2. George….67-36
5. Sandy….65-38
5. Bill…….65-38
7. Molly….64-39
8. Joey…..62-41
8. Joshu…..62-41
8. Zack……62-41
11. Tyler…..61-42
11. Matt K….61-42
11. Matt M….61-42
14. Josh…..60-43

See? Told you. Sorry for the lack of humor and intrigue in this post, but hey, when you gotta go you gotta go (poop!).

On a separate note, I think these are correct scores, but frankly, I’m kinda tired, so I could’ve screwed something up. If you think I f’d yr picks up, lemme know. I’ll post the schedule for Week 8 soon.