Thursday, November 29, 2007


I'm sorry I haven't had time to post the final standings for Week 12 and the overall standings, but its been a very busy week here at MSAFP(p!)!HQ. So, without further ado (poop!), here they are in all their moist bear-fearing glory:

Week 12

1. Zack (12-4)
1. Josh (12-4)
1. Molly (12-4)
4. Joey (11-5)
4. Tyler (11-5)
6. Scott (10-6)
6. Josh (10-6)
6. Sandy (10-6)
6. Bill (10-6)
6. Dave (10-6)
6. Me (10-6)
12. Matt M. (9-7)
12. Jon (9-7)
12. George (9-7)


1. Bill (118-58)
2. Dave (117-59)
2. Scott (117-59)
4. Me (114-62)
5. Zack (113-63)
5. Molly (113-63)
7. George (112-64)
8. Joey (111-65)
8. Josh (111-65)
8. Jon (111-65)
11. Tyler (110-66)
12. Joshu (108-68)
13. Sandy (106-70)
14. Matt M. (100-76)

Don't forget to send me your picks for Week 13, which convienently (or not) starts tonight.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007


Here is the schedule for Week 13. The first game starts at 8pm this Thursday (November 29), so I'll need your picks by then:

Green Bay at Dallas
San Francisco at Carolina
Jacksonville at Indianapolis
San Diego at Kansas City
NY Jets at Miami
Detroit at Minnesota
Tampa Bay at New Orleans
Seattle at Philadelphia
Atlanta at St. Louis
Houston at Tennessee
Buffalo at Washington
Cleveland at Arizona
Denver at Oakland
NY Giants at Chicago
Cincinnati at Pittsburgh
New England at Baltimore (plus total points)


With the Steeler's win last night by the improbable score of 3-0, Zack Klein becomes this week's winner! Congrats to Zack. I've been having some computer issues recently so, Zack, if you could email me your address, I'll get that check out to you soon.

As for the rest of you losers, I'll be posting the schedule for Week 13 in a few hours, which starts this Thursday at 8:00pm EST.

Monday, November 26, 2007


Week 12 is almost in the books and we've got a three horse race. So far, Josh, Molly, and Zack are 11-4 on the week. Everyone in the pool picked Pittsburgh, so it'll come down to total points. Here are the selections (so you can follow along at home):

Zack: 30 points
Josh: 37
Molly: 38

Remember, its the closest without going over, so if the score totals 36 or less, Zack will win, if it totals 37 then Josh will win, and if its 38 or over then Molly takes the WSP. Good luck! I'll post the results plus the schedule for Week 13 tomorrow around lunch time.

Also, don't forget, we've got another early week coming up. Dallas and Green Bay play this Thursday night (thats November 29th) at 8:15pm EST, so I'll need ALL of your picks by then.

Hope everyone had a happy and healthy Thanksgiving.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007


Apologies for the late posting here. Its been a busy week. So, as you probably already know, Bill Denton was this week’s winner. He wins a big bag of Shut-the-f*ck-up. No, unfortunately, he wins the Weekly Standard Prize (WSP) of $56 which I’ll mail to him just as soon as I find my checkbook.

As promised, here are the final standings for Week 11:

1. Bill (14-2)
2. Me (13-3)
2. Zack (13-3)
4. Joshu (12-4)
4. Josh (12-4)
4. Scott (12-4)
4. Dave (12-4)
8. Joey (11-5)
8. Jon (11-5)
8. Tyler (11-5)
11. Molly (10-6)
11. Sandy (10-6)
13. George (8-8)
13. Matt M. (8-8)

So, after 11 weeks of moist, succulent football action, here are the overall standings:

1. Bill (108-52)
2. Dave (107-53)
3. Scott (105-55)
4. Me! (104-56)
5. George (103-57)
6. Jon (102-58)
7. Molly (101-59)
7. Zack (101-59)
9. Joey (100-60)
10. Tyler (99-61)
10. Josh (99-61)
12. Joshu (98-62)
13. Sandy (96-64)
14. Matt M. (91-69)

Again, we’ve still got 6 weeks, or 1/3 of the season (essentially) to go, so if you aren’t in first, don’t give up hope. (If you are in first, give up hope!)

A final reminder: Week 12 begins tomorrow at 12:30pm EST. I don’t have picks from everyone yet, so please please please send me your damn picks. The schedule for Week 12 is listed below.

Have a safe and happy Thanksgiving everyone.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007


Heres the schedule for Week 12: Turkey Week. I'll need your picks before 12:30pm EST on Thursday. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

Green Bay at Detroit
NY Jets at Dallas
Indianapolis at Atlanta
Tennessee at Cincinnati
Seattle at St. Louis
Minnesota at NY Giants
New Orleans at Carolina
Washington at Tampa Bay
Houston at Cleveland
Buffalo at Jacksonville
Oakland at Kansas City
San Francisco at Arizona
Denver at Chicago
Baltimore at San Diego
Philadelphia at New England
Miami at Pittsburgh (plus total points)


Forgive my brevity, but its 6am. Denver beat Tennessee, so Bill Denton is this week's winner (cough AHOLE cough)! Congrats, Bill!

I'll post the updated standings as soon as I can, but that likely won't be till late tonight or early tomorrow (sorry, today is going to be pretty busy). In the meantime, remember that Week 12 starts this Thursday because of Thanksgiving. The first NFL game of the week is Thursday at 12:30pm (thats half hour after noon) so I'll need your picks by then. I'll post the schedule for Week 12 in a moment.

Again, congrats to Bill, and I hope you all have a happy and healthy Thanksgiving week.

Sunday, November 18, 2007


I'll publish the results for Week 11 and the schedule for Week 12 after tomorrow's game. Remember, because of the Thanksgiving holiday, Week 12 will begin THIS THURSDAY, so I'll need ALL of your picks before the first game starts on Thursday.

After a full slate on Sunday, this week comes down to two of us: yours truly, and Bill. Both of us are 13-2 on the week. The Monday Night game will determine your Week 11 winner. I picked Tennessee while Bill picked Denver.

Monday, November 12, 2007


Here is the schedule for Week 11, folks. (The results for Week 10 are below.) Week 11 games start on Sunday, November 18th at 1pm EST. I'll need your picks by then.

Oakland at Minnesota
Miami at Philadelphia
New York "Meaningless Corporate Propaganda" Giants at Detroit
Tampa Bay at Atlanta
Cleveland at Baltimore
Arizona at Cincinnati
Carolina at Green Bay
New Orleans at Houston
Kansas City at Indianapolis
San Diego at Jacksonville
Pittsburgh at New York Jets
St. Louis at San Francisco
Chicago at Seattle
Washington at Dallas
New England at Buffalo
Tennessee at Denver (plus total points)


OK, OK, you saw the update (here). You know who won (me). You don’t care. You just want to know how you did and where you are in relation to the other pool (poop!) participants.

Well, tough sh*t, because I WON I WON I WON I WON!!!

Here are the results for Week 10: The Other Week I Won:

1. Me (9-5)
2. Bill (8-6)
2. Jon (8-6)
4. Molly (7-7)
4. Tyler (7-7)
4. Dave (7-7)
4. Zack (7-7)
4. Josh (7-7)
4. Joey (7-7)
10. Sandy (6-8)
10. Scott (6-8)
10. Joshu (6-8)
10. George (6-8)
14. Matthew M. (5-9)

And now, here are the up-to-date, cumulative, and current results for the whole year:

1. George (95-49)
1. Dave (95-49)
3. Bill (94-50)
4. Scott (93-51)
5. Jon (91-53)
5. Molly (91-53)
5. Matt K. (91-53)
8. Joey (89-55)
9. Zack (88-56)
9. Tyler (88-56)
11. Josh (87-57)
12. Joshu (86-58)
12. Sandy (86-58)
14. Matthew M. (83-61)

Looks like we’ve got the first tier and then everyone else. I’ll be posting the schedule for Week 11 shortly.

Have a happy week, everyone.


*annoying trumpeting*





Its me. Again. Sorry.

More later.

Tuesday, November 06, 2007


And so begins the second half of MSAFP(p!)! May the luckiest bastard win!

The games start at 1pm EST this Sunday, November 11th, so I'll need your picks by then. Here's the schedule for Week 10:

Atlanta at Carolina
Minnesota at Green Bay
Denver at Kansas City
Buffalo at Miami
St. Louis at New Orleans
Cleveland at Pittsburgh
Jacksonville at Tennessee
Philadelphia at Washington
Cincinnati at Baltimore
Detroit at Arizona
Dallas at NY "Jeremy Shockey is a Douche" Giants
Chicago at Oakland
Indianapolis at San Diego
San Francisco at Seattle (plus total points)

mmmm... good luck....


Hey gang, Week 9 is now in the books. We’re now half way through this wonderful whirlwind that we call the NFL season. Its time to pay attention to the over all standings. All those mistakes you made in Week 3 when you were too busy looking at internet porn to make informed picks doesn’t have to come back to bite you. Indeed, this is the time to turn it up a notch *Boom!* like Emeril. Throw some spices on that shit.

With that in mind, I’m ready and willing to announce to you the winner of Week 9. The winner of this week’s WSP won the pool outright, no MNPs necessary. Which is lucky because this person didn’t do such a hot job picking MNPs, if you know what I mean, and I think ya do.

So, without further ado (poop!), the winner of this week’s pool is…

Dave Labowitz!

PSYCH! Actually, Its me!! Welcome to the winner’s circle, me! For my awesomeness, I receive the passenger's side door from the ’74 Chevy Vega that’s been parked in my building’s parking lot for the past four months. I'm finally going to take that thing off with a crow bar! Yay!

No, if wishing only made it so… Instead I must settle for the WSP. Guess what, peeps? I’m going to spend it all on beer! And a crow bar.

Here are the final standings for Week 9:

1. Me!!.........12-2
2. Dave…..…11-3
2. Joey……..11-3
2. Bill………..11-3
2. George……11-3
6. Zack………10-4
6. Molly……..10-4
6. Scott………10-4
9. Tyler……….9-5
9. Josh………..9-5
9. Matthew M....9-5
12. Joshu………8-6
12. Sandy……...8-6
14. Jon………..7-7

This week didn’t have a huge amount of impact on the overall standings. You lookee:

1. George…..89-41
2. Dave…….88-42
3. Scott……..87-43
4. Bill……….86-44
5. Molly…….84-46
6. Jon……..83-47
7. Joey…….82-48
7. Matty (me!)…82-48
9. Tyler…….81-49
9. Zack……..81-49
11. Joshu……80-50
11. Josh……..80-50
11. Sandy……80-50
14. Matt M…..78-52

Don’t be discouraged if you aren’t at the top. There is lots of time (one whole half season, if that makes any sense) to catch up. You can start in Week 10, the schedule for which I’ll post shortly.

Hope you all have a happy week.

Friday, November 02, 2007


Heres the schedule for the real Week 9. I'll need your picks by Sunday at 1pm EST. Sorry for the late posting.

San Diego at Minnesota
Carolina at Tennessee
Arizona at Tampa Bay
Washington at NY Jets
San Francisco at Atlanta
Cincinnati at Buffalo
Denver at Detroit
Green Bay at KC
Jacksonville at New Orleans
Seattle at Cleveland
Houston at Oakland
New England at Indianapolis
Dallas at Philadelphia
Baltimore at Pittsburgh (plus total points)